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Timothy Cameron: Noises

She Dates Creeps

(from the album Never Mind The Hyperbolics)
See that couple over there,
A matchmaker's nightmare,
You see them everywhere,

Venus has her own primate,
Tonight they're on a date,
Let's heckle and narrate,

She dates creeps exclusively,
She dates creeps, she won't date me,
She'll marry a creep one day,
And have creepy children, HEY!

He's part of the greaseball set,
Perhaps she lost a bet,
And doesn't know it yet,

Maybe he's just well-endowed,
For which (s)he can be proud,
Though I've heard three's a crowd,

She dates creeps exclusively,
She dates creeps, she won't date me,
She'll marry a creep one day,
And have creepy children, HEY!

Why is she with this creep,
is it because she craves abuse?
It's like she's half-asleep,
will someone wake her with the news,
It's him she's got to lose!

He's a waste of DNA,
But nothing you could say,
Would make her pull away,

Could it be a mercy fuck?
This doe should pass the buck,
Her dear one's out of luck,

She dates creeps exclusively,
She dates creeps, she won't date me,
She'll marry a creep one day,
And have creepy children, HEY!

(words & music by Timothy Cameron)